they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
(via beyoncebeytwice)
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
(via beyoncebeytwice)
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
(Source: lintott, via beyoncebeytwice)
i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask
reminds me of my shirt haha.. “i need a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets”
“of my shirt”
(via beyoncebeytwice)
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via yuseiscrewdo)
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
(via beyoncebeytwice)
Old shoot/ Behind The Scenes with Pierce The Veil
Stephen Lunsford, I love your ‘what the actual fuck’ face. It’s priceless and quite handsome if I do say so myself
(Source: lydiamartn, via lunsfuhd)
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
(via lisaissexy)
*flirts with mirror*
mirror: “pls stop”
